Society regional reports no 1 West Country

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Society regional reports no 1 West Country

Post by Gmemg » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:07 pm

Report from the West Country Branch

In the chair - beardy Toadie
in other chairs, The Dear Chap, Paul Big ears, "Duke" Oaky, the late Philip,

The Chair welcomed us to his home and after showing us his extensive collection of 4 machines we got down to business , tea was served with a round of Blind Bikkie tasting which was won with, it has to be said "Hot " Competition from The Dear Chap , by "Duke" Oakie who recognised an oatie & Honey dew Hobnob when he tasted it !

Members then brought out favourite discs and so we played ;

"the Laughing EMG Guru" by Charles Penrose

"I'll get my Coat Song" Sung by Enrico Caruso

"Dem Bones" by the CLPGS Snoring Chorus (Much applause from assembled Members who woke up in time )

Later the Chair adjudged the "Home Crafts" competition, entries included

"An EMG Minor Expert" whitled from banana boxes (disqualified when it turned out to be the one Beardie Toadie found an Tamlywynette's Auction in Waterbridge)

A Working "Victrola Credenza " made by Mr Big ears from his own ear Wax (2nd Prize as the sound proved better than an original)

1st prize - "Stained Glassophone" made by The Dear Chap from Plastic bottles and then coloured in with felt tip pens in an "artistic Manner" with scenes from His Wife's last "all Wimmin Adventure Holiday"

There was applause all round as we were then served tea & bikkes by the Chair's Miserable wife which was then followed by 14hrs of gossip & intense discussion of the minutae of Frank Andrews great works followed by a vote of thanks to The Chair for a great "Society" day
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
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Re: Society regional reports no 1 West Country

Post by rgodridge » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:49 am

I challinge you to write and sing the laughing emg guru for us all!

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Re: Society regional reports no 1 West Country

Post by Gmemg » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:18 am

How tempting .................

"I know a Thin Old Guru, He's always after Loot, A thin and Jolly bearded man he's always quite a hoot, He's too kind to widows but never overpays , and everybody says he's quite the cleverest Guru 'round"
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

My U - Tube Channel is : http://www.youtube.com/user/EMGColonel

Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
Si vis pacem, para bellum Der Morgige Tag Ist Mein

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Re: Society regional reports no 1 West Country

Post by rgodridge » Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:44 am

he laughs when in the saleroom
especially sas
and some folks say he dresses
in such a pretty dress
he's never known to pay much
some say he's never tried
and once he got an emg free and laughed until he cried!

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Re: Society regional reports no 1 West Country

Post by rgodridge » Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:45 am

disclamer, I think the dress is fictional!

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Re: Society regional reports no 1 West Country

Post by Gmemg » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:15 am

I think you're thinking of the "dear Chap" who regularly does the "pantomime dame" whilst his wife is off at "all Wimmin Adventure Holidays" and is much laughed at by fellow west country members !

also to much merriment he swapped his expert senior for an Expert Junior - the Guru was MOST Certainly laughing over that transaction !
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

My U - Tube Channel is : http://www.youtube.com/user/EMGColonel

Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
Si vis pacem, para bellum Der Morgige Tag Ist Mein

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