A New Society "The S.P.A.G" or Anti Scrape Society formed

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A New Society "The S.P.A.G" or Anti Scrape Society formed

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:01 pm

A Number of outraged Gramophone Collectors have contacted me with the idea of forming a New gramophone Society :

"Society for the Protection of Ancient Gramophones"

They had heard (rather like Wm Morris) about the Proposed "Scraping" of a Colonial portable recently Bought by a CLPGS Twit and were outraged - as one said :

"Just because as CLPGS Members they get things cheap from the Widows & Orphans of Society members does not give the right to wreck those machines by scraping them and re - finishing them"

It's so true CLPGS members & particularly Dealers (EMG ones are the worst) are notorious for ripping off their fellow collectors' Wives and giving a pittance for items of value and are also, as in the case of the Cornish Piskie & the dear chap (When not refining substances for the "Ring" ) of wrecking genuine machines by re - finishing them in inappropriate and inauthentic ways wrecking their authenticity and all because they have far too much time on their hands - some of them should spend more time trying to make their miserable wives smile - or instead of worthless Painted "stained Glass" pictures they should be helping at their wives "all wimmin adventure holidays "

It's a disgrace - how many more innocent and genuine machine are going to be destroyed by the idle , retired cretins of the CLPGS - it must be STOPPED now !
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

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