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The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:55 pm

"the CLPGS Film Club, a list of fims which would appeal to the Old , Often Gay members of the CLPGS "

Such as :

Indigestion Jones & The Last Lucozade

Close Encounters of the Third Class

"Remains of the Collector"

Gravediggers Of 1936

Who Embalmed Roger Rabbit

Walt Disney's 101 Cremations

Bill & Ted's Excellent Walking Frame

Hugh Scully & the Sundance Kid

Proudie in Wonderland (Roger Thorne's House)

The Leading Dealer stars in : Roger Thorne's "Home Alone"

Epicboreophone in a "Record Cover Too Far"

The "Dear Chap" in " |North By Northwest Somerset"

"Schindler's Record List"

"A Stairlift is Born"

"Bum-Crackatoa, East Of Java"

"The Good the Bad & the Peados"

"meet me in Some Louis"

"Conan the "C" Series Collector"

"Rubber Brief Encounter"

"Othe rPeople's wives with Suicidal Steve"

"the Malvern Hills Have Eyes"

"Ar++hole Down The Wind"

"Jurrassic Ars**"

"Three Men & a Bijou Grand"

"Much ado about nothing " (Ref Series)

"the Wrong Trousers"

"the Leading dealer" & Dommo Star in : "The BumCracksmen

"Frank Andrews in "From Russia with Love"

"Dommo" in : "Lord of the Flies"

Ian Maxwell - House in : "Jaws"


Any offfers ?
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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:56 pm

And some more :

"The Abominable Leading Dealer"

Dommo in : "the Boy Friend"

Most CLPGS members in : "carry on at your Convenience"

"Crucible of Terror" (A CLPGS Lecture)

"Diamond Discs are Forever"

Frabkly Howerd **** in "Up the (male) Chastity Belt"


Chunnsori in : "A Passage to India"

The EMG Guru in : James and the Giant Dear Chap Ripoff


All the CLPGS Directors in :Secrets & Lies
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:56 pm

Here's a suggestion from a CLPGS member who wishes to remain anonymous :

"Those Boring Old Men with Their wind Up machines" (they wind up diddley Up up they wind Down diddley down down )
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
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Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:56 pm

And a few more suggestions from readers :

24 hour Lecture People

"Die another Day (We need the membership figures"

"The importance of being deaf"

"Ripoff's Game"

"A Cock & bull Story " (Most CLPGS lectures)

"The (Old) Queen"

"Me bean's Malvern Holiday"

"the Battle of the Dental Plate"

"The Member who never Was"

"The admirable Proudie"

"The Smallest society on earth"
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:57 pm

Richard Taylor in : "fat Man on a Tin Roof"

"One from bedford : " A Crapophone Named Desire"

"the Bored Ultimatum"


"Reach for the Soundbox"

"Old Mother Riley at the Phonofair"

"Gramophone Expectations"

"The Red Slippers"

"Scotty of the Antarctic Auction Room "

"the Glass Stylus Mountain"

"The History of Mr Polly Portable"

"Windups Galore"
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:57 pm

Rob wrote :

the windups in
a hard gay's night
such popular songs as
jogging along behind the old gay mare
little gay home in west cornwall
ma! look at wiggy!
are we to fart like this?
when father painted the parlophone
just one dullsetto
battenburg joys
bach's battenburg concertos
when all your biscuits come crumbling down
for fourty years I tried to sell the gram
the famous blondy song the price is high so I'm moving on
the lass without the cranky which of corse was harry lauder
anything by the bossy sisters
the broken melodiya
etc
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
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Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:57 pm

Great stuff Guys !

"Tea & Bikkies in Alex"

"lord of The Ring" with "Christopher Proudfeet,

and what about Musicals ?

"The Phantom of the Edison Opera"

"Little Hendon Shop of Horrors"

"Gramophone Motor Grease"

"Grandmamma Mia"

"We Will Rock You to sleep"

And a Life of the Leading Dealer : "Moulin Rouge Face"

For members who smoke : " The Sound of Mucus"

"the Incontinent Horror Show

And for Incontinent & Jewish members who like heights : "Piddler on the Roof"

and for TMF Fans "A very dull thing happened on the way to the Forum so we wrote about it ad nauseam "

"Guys & Rubber Dolls"

"annie get your walking Stick"

"Colostomybagsapoppin'"

"Chu Chin Chunnsori"

For all deceased Members wives : "the Ripped off Widow"

One from Sheffield : "The Gilbert Geisha"

"The Bing Pigmyphone Boys are Here" with George Robeyphone

"Kiss me Kameraphone"

and the gram/trans musical : "Victor /Victoria "

and the Musical about CLPGS wives (apart from Sara) : "Les miserables"

and you'll need Dark Glasses for this one : "Steve & the Amazing Techniclour Spanish HMV Horn "
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
Si vis pacem, para bellum Der Morgige Tag Ist Mein

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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:58 pm

A Senior figure in the Gramophone world came for Lunch to - day and suggested :

A Classic Ealing comedy with the Leading dealer in the title role as -

"The man in the Wet Suit"


and

"What they had to do with all frank Andrews Matrix numbers "research" ;

"Pulp Fiction"

or a sporting one

"Mike Field of Dreams"


Or

"Pretty Few Women"


For a lot of elderly Gay CLPGS members : "Homo Alone" when most of them want : "Aladin" or just "Free Willy"

and since most CLPGS members go to a lot of funerals to loot collector's collection theuier known as :

"Men In Black"

The Leading Dealer & Dommo in : "Fist Club" and "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

and featuring the typical CLPGS member's Car :

"Austin Allegro - international car of mystery"

Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:58 pm

And from radio 4

"Cross Incontinents" (Crossing Continents)
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:58 pm

And some more offered by a ell known Overseas Gramophone collector :

"Letter to Breznev" (From Frank Andrews)

Most CLPGS members in : "Morons from Outer Space"


Most CLPGS members on "Suicidal Steve's" Odd Personal Arrangemnts : " A Chorus of Disapprooval"

Most CLPGS mebers : "A Handful of Dust"


The Leading Dealer & his Gay Lover Dommo in :" The Lair of the White Worm"


"The Chunnsori" in "Salaam Bombay"


WIn in "The Spy who Loved Me "

The Leading dealer's Gay Lover in "Dommo Darko and the Fluffer "


"baldy Paul" in "Jeepers Brothel Creepers"


And found in the Foyer at Malvern ............
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra


"Suicidal Steve" and his Whore Carole in "Their Big Fat Geek Wedding"
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

My U - Tube Channel is : http://www.youtube.com/user/EMGColonel

Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:59 pm

Another from a well known Gramophone personage :

"My Left Foot Fetish"
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

My U - Tube Channel is : http://www.youtube.com/user/EMGColonel

Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:59 pm

and some more :

any CLPGS Lecture : "The Big Sleep"

The "Leading dealer " In "Psycho"

A Gay Pornstar (With Dommo & "The Leading dealer" ) in "The Third Man "

Ron N Audrey in "The Krays"

The "Leading Dealer" in "The Great Dictator"
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:30 am

A brilliant suggestion from a well Known "Gramophonic Personality " is this :

"Dem Bores" (Dem Bones ) as in ;

"Frank Andrews Cried " Dem Bores, Frank Andrews Cried, Dem Dry Bores, Dem Bores, Dem Dry Bores Now Hear the World Of the Proudie "
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
Si vis pacem, para bellum Der Morgige Tag Ist Mein

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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by rgodridge » Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:33 pm

or
tragegy
by the emggees
or no I don't have a wooden horn by
the king
Elvis of corse, who else?
that other song he did about blue suade might be very exciting to some of them, or even jalehouse rock which could be a very distasteful adult movie

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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:17 am

Great stuff Guys !

And some more ;

"Fantastic gramophones and where not to find them "


The Rock Opera :

""Tommy Rot" (most CLPGS Lectures)

"Bonekickers" (CLPGS Funerals)

"Christopher & his Kind"
(For the mostly Ill - educated CLPGS Members that's about Gay man Christopher Isherwood)

"the Jewel In the Crown gramophone"

"Eternal Sunshine of the Geriatric Mind"

"The Hours" (until Bikkie Time)


"Seabiscuit" Another Hit for the "twix " Sisters

"Enema at the Gates"


"The Mothman Prophecies" (Any work by frank Andrews)


"Alistair Indahouse"

"insomnia"



"Windtalkers" (Most CLPGS lectures or perhaps just the Bikkies again)
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
Si vis pacem, para bellum Der Morgige Tag Ist Mein

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Re: The CLPGS Song & Film Club

Post by Gmemg » Mon Apr 16, 2018 3:39 am

And there's more !

from the early Days of the CLPGS - Not 1919 as they claim but form the 1960's

"Ice age - dawn of the Dinosaurs"

"Dommo, lord of the Flies" (speaks for itself really)

"Thomas (Plant) & Friends "

"Night at the Museum - Battle for the Tea & Bikkies the Swedenborg institute"

"Drag me to Hell - Oh we're Here"

"HMV Potter & the Incontinent Prince"


"Cocoa before Chanel"
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

My U - Tube Channel is : http://www.youtube.com/user/EMGColonel

Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
Si vis pacem, para bellum Der Morgige Tag Ist Mein

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