CLPGS Directors make Important Announcement

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CLPGS Directors make Important Announcement

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:53 pm

The CLPGS Chairman Made an Important Announcement to - day , he said :"

"I, Ken Cornflake made an Important announcement to- day of the greatest importance to all members, i am doing it in the Third person(Not to be confused with "Fifth Man" - Frank Andrews) as i am a Pompous Fascist Bore"

The Important announcement was Welcomed by Proudie :

"I welcome this important announcement by ken Cornflake as it is both Important and an Announcement , something all members should note and take note of "

To the applause of the assembled toadie members Epicboreophone seconded the Announcement which was welcomed by Ken Conrflake :

"I welcome Epicboreophone's Seconding of the Important Announcement as this is an announcement of Importance and it's seconding underlines that most fully "

Buggered by a Vicar Timbo was too busy being Buggered by a Vicar so his wife replied in her usual manner:

"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha "

The Leading Dealer told us that he would comment on the important announcement after he had removed his wetsuit with Built in Gas Mask and gone for a "golden Shower" with his Gay Lover Dommo ....................

In the Meantime Ken Cornflake was overheard begging members to :

"For F***Ks sake buy our Cylinders, we put a F********G fortune into this so we could get copies of our favourites for ourselves for FREE gratis and had to order a LOT to make it worth the makers making them and don't F*****G tell me you don't Like F*****G Wagner and want F*****G dancebands because that's not going to happen - WE like Obscure and boring Operatic Cylinders and that's the way it IS - what you Turds want is NO CONCERN to US we use YOUR Money as we want to maintain a Pretence that we are a Learned Society so F****G pay up or we will make it mandatory for all members to buy one Cylinder per year - yes like readers F*****G digest so pay up and we will make unsaleable cylinders that will last for ever !!!!!

(PS - The above WASN'T the announcement)

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