CLPGS "Bummer" Xmas Advent Calender

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CLPGS "Bummer" Xmas Advent Calender

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:52 pm

Yis, Yis, Yis, it's the Festive season again - The "Dear Chap" is playing Pantomme Dame whilst his wife is on an "all Wimmin Adventure Holiday" with Butch & Dikey , The Leading Dealer & his Gay Lover Dommo planning a Gay Party for all their Friends - Gorgeous George will be there in his best party dress and everyone will be coming !

Remember those old Xmas's on the 1930's (Most CLPGS members do !) the boring day, a dull Black & White Advent Calender , only the Bible to read( avoiding spoilsport Leviticus !) well NOT with To - day's Go - ahead , Thrustingly Peado CLPGS

Chairman Ken Cornflake has taken time out from his Ghastly Wife to prepare a Festive CLPGS "Bummer" advent Calender .......Yes I wonderful gift for all "Members " 24 Doors all shaped like a "Cottage" and when you open them .........

A CLPGS member's Bum !

Yes, TWO Surprises in one and a game for all the Family - GUESS The Bum !

One Day Rog Bending over the front of his dull "Vintage" Car receiving an E.Mail from Dommo, another Day, "Suicidal" Steve's Mistress draped over a Chinoiserie 162 ! (her best View according to him) and on Dec 25th Dommo & the Leading Dealer in a Suwee Cottage bent over a Giant Nike Training Shoe !

but which is which ? play the Bummer Game on Xmas day !

And don't Forget the Bumper 99 Page Mag - "for the Assholes" now has 89 pages of dull Society reports and banal reports on portables ! and the 500 page matrix number addendum from Beyond the Grave from the Society Commie Traitor & Spy

AND a new Mystery :

"Field & Andrews (dec'd) MatrixNumber detectives & Machine faking investigators Pt 94"

Merry Xmas !
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
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