CLPGS Members to Vote to Change Society Name

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CLPGS Members to Vote to Change Society Name

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:45 pm

In the New Year the Wonderful Directors will Ask Member's if they would like to change the Society's Name , due to it's association with Fraudsters, Chris Hamilton Etc, Paedophiles, Keith Harding , Jimmy Saville, Ted Heath etc and Cancer Sufferer Killers and Auction Blackmailers such as the "leading Dealer" with His "Black Book" Of Gay Affairs and Crimes Commited by Senior Society members .

here are the Choices :

1 - "The Obituary Society" Due the content of the Magazine over the past few years of Members' Obituaries and osme of their Wives & Gay Lovers

2 - "The Dead Bastards Society" To Honour the Memories of all the "Great" member's who have died

3 - "The Lathe Trolls Society" To Honour Our President's Other interest - actually a Society more boring than our own !

4 - "The Alzheimer's Society" to reflect our Member's elderly and infirm natures (Oh, that one's taken, i'd forgotten that - ED)

5 - "The Colon Society" To reflect both the Member's True Interests and the fact that most have dissappeared up their own

6 - "The Tragic Society" Reflecting that fact that most members when not abusing Kiddies or ripping Other Collectors off are just that

7 - "The Buggered by Dommo Society" as most Members have been - especially His Lover "The Leading dealer"

8 - "The Counting Crumbs from a Biscuit Society" Suggest by "oor Ken" For no relevant reason at all so there (answer 224 from a Hobnob) Ken recently had to go to Hospital as he's sat "So long on a Fence" That he ended up impaled on it

9 - "The Tea & Bikkie Society" oobvious really

10 - "The Dear Chap Society" Suggested by a West Country member

11 - "The Girl Buggering Society" To Honour the Work of "Suicidal Steve" TMF admin in supporting us despite his own Adultery Fraudulent Parents (Kray Family Associates) failing Business etc

12 - "The Decent, Hetero, Non Peado, Non Fraudster, Gramophone & Phonograph Collectors Society" - total waste of time as we have more than Two members - ED

13 - "The Hong Kong Credit Card Use Museum Society" totally irrelevant - ED

14 - "The Stately Homos of England Society" a suggestion from Quentin Crisp a Past member

15 - "The Pseudo Intellectual Matrix Number research Society for the educationally Sub normal with Ideas above their intellect "

16 - "The Dealers, Auctioneers, Crooked Director's Benefit Society"

Renaming of the Magazine -

1 - "Pravda" To Homour the Communist Spy & Matrix Number Hero

2 -"Gay News" So the few Members who aren't can find out about what the rest get up to

The New Motto for the Society Has already been agreed :

"If God Hadn't wanted them shorn he wouldn't have made them Sheep"
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

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Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

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