CLPGS open West Country Theme Park

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CLPGS open West Country Theme Park

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:44 pm

YES, it finally opened - years in the planning the CLPGS dire - ectors finally open a Theme park based on the Societies interests


and where else but the most miserable place in the World - yes the Centre of the CLPGS Universe


or "Bl**y Portishead" as the "old Country C***T" calls it

Visit :

"Red" Frank World "- a Mysterious World of meaningless Numbers with no research at all and over all the Looming figure of "uncle" Joe Stalin Frank's Idol !

and visit our Own "Red (frank) Square" and the "Tomb of the Red Frank" where you can Pay your respects to "the Great Goblin" Himself - Embalmed for posterity to be joined by all the Great CLPGS Members (well those not already embalmed)

"EMG/Expert Rip - off world " where Expert Seniors are swapped for Expert Juniors, Widows & orphans are robbed by a Property Developer Failure and The Inheritors of Expert Seniors sell to "old Country C***ts" For peanuts (dear Chap) and an Expert 's parents are exposed as supplying Kiddies to a Pedo !

which is nest door to

"The Mysterious world Of EMG pedantry " where you will receive a tape measure and Micrometer and be told to measure an EMG horn inside & Out - then MAKE one better than the original - you won;t be let out until you've made a PERFECT EMG ! (Better than the originals and yet not sounding quite as good !

refreshments available at : "Gnasher's Bar where you can assemble a dismantled Rolls Royece and hear the "Ring" Stories of the Barman - ian

Visit The "German with the Gay Son's Converted barn - the actual site of the Outrage of the EMG Farmer who was so shocked when "The Kaiser" brought his Gay Son & His lover ! (Temp : Johannes 46)

See the "fake Mark 8" made by Talented EMG faker Mr Powell with Parts supplied by the Farmer and offered to Thatcher Mr Widggy and : "Even if he knew he wouldn't care"

Visit :

" The Fake Brummie Pavillion" a dark place where a 50 hr recording of "suicidal" Steve moaning about Immigrants, Benefit seekers, His Former Mistress's Daughter and her £30K per year benefits, travellers trying to build near his Parents sad bungalow, his hatred of Under - floor heating (Hypocausts) and his dislike of Sparkling wine (Shloer) ............... plays on and on and on on a loop

Damce all night at Les Americanos TMF Nightclub where a bug - eyed front man plays all the greatest hits of :

"Howard's restore a Finish"

"Go - Jo"

"My Victrola's Castor has fallen off Buddie .......what do i do "

Have a go at Throwing the sponge at the Stoat - and why not ask the Opinion of the Dummie - Yes Epicborophone worked from Behind by Fat Man Taylor ! but try and avoid the incendiary Squirrels though !

Then on to the "leading Dealer's Gay Club Experience " (Over 18s only unless Accompanied by len Watts, Chris Hamilton, Gerry wells)

Visit the Grand Pavillion where we have re - created a "malvern" Event - Stalls showing utter junk, see the Lifelike Dummies of the Dire - ectors (Some ARE the dire -ectors) being Buggered by Vicars , smell the Unire soaked chairs in the "lecture HAll" where YOU can be bored by a 5 hr Lecture on Screw Threads !

Marvel at "Wiggies History of Thatching"

Gasp at the "Hamilton's Accounts" - all a work of Fiction yer 'Onour

Be Scared by the 1970's "Camera Shoppe Of DOOM " where nothing has changed in 40 years and the frumpy woman's Dress sense

Go on to :

"Our own Two Wheel Transport shoppe - Yes the "ring Cycle" Where Wiggy, Red face Gay Club Visitor, Football Holligan & His father "ring" Auctions for your delight !

then wonder at :

"the Thorne Triangle" a mysterious place where HUNDREDS of machines, spares etc Vanished without trace (Next door to Rockin ' Robin's emporium" where "Ma" Baker will sell all sorts of Early parts & machines all marked RT

and finally the best - "Proudie's Castle of Adventure" a 1950's ensemble made by a small boy who never grew up - be shown around by your guide with a "Marathon Soundbox Mask"

Peados, Fraudsters , Married but Gay men, Crooks, Girl Buggerring Suicide Risks, always welcome to join us ..................

Second "Experience " to open soon in the East at the Chunnsori Museum - the largest Collection of Gramophones in the World (Apart form all the others which are larger) formed by Credit Cards
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

My U - Tube Channel is :

Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
Si vis pacem, para bellum Der Morgige Tag Ist Mein

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