CLPGS Malvern Paedofest 2018

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CLPGS Malvern Paedofest 2018

Post by Gmemg » Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:15 am

Yes it's Here the greatest weekend in the Society's Calendar !

Malvern Paedofest 2018

Highlights include :

"The Stall in the foyer" This year manned by the Prestigious "Chunnozzie Museum" (Formerly the Chunnsori) the "largest Museum /Pub in the World" (apart from all the others) and all in storage at the moment but an album of photos will be available for members to look at and a large magnifying glass for the majority who have trouble seeing !

(Note to alan DO NOT Stop Chunny getting in - he's allowed whatever you may think of his "tint" )

And the schedule :

Friday :

10.00 Dr Simon Bore - "Ghosts in the Society" a chat about the Dead and the CLPGS

10.59 Tea & Bikkies

12.15 Lunch (Rubber Chicken supplied by Dulcetto ) Mr Banks - "Adventures with Mary Poppins & a Gramophone "

1.01pm The Leading Dealer "The Gramophone In Nazi Germany" as told by Hitler's Moustache (which will be worn as in the past by the Lecturer)

arrival of a coachload of "cat ladies" from the Malvern home for the terminally bewildered (Isn't that us ? - ED) who will be distributed throughout the audience for the next event :

OBLIGATORY photos of everyone enjoying themselves BY ORDER especially Epicborophone's wife however forced the photo's may look her smile to be

2.15 Mr "Golden" Brown (of London Town) " The West Country a Gramophone Odyssey "

2.16 Tea & bikkies

5pm Change of incontinence pads & fitting of Bibs for "Gala" dinner

6pm "fraudulent" frank & Johannes48 : "Hitler's EMG" - a Gay Romp With Adolf & Eva at Berchtesgaten (with the actual machine being demonstrated )

8pm Annie - " The Musical Life & Times of a Sad Wife of a Sadder Boreomaine"


9am Question & answer session for the Board - The Question (supplied by "Young " Mr Grace) will be :

"Aren't we doing well"

ANSWER : "yes and there's nothing for us to answer to - Cancer suffer Killing, Illegal activities, Fraud, Covering up for Chris Hamilton, etc THE Gala Auction where your Famous Auctioneer will knock down all the crap to the members and all the good stuff cheap to the dealers who will have months to pay ! and due to the Clerk won't pay a fraction of what they bid anyway

12pm Afternoon concert by the Jeanne Bore trio (Earplugs will be issued)

Afternoon - you can admire the compleate works by Tim & Keith the Cancer Sufferer Killers who will be present with their wives (one over made up the other always laughing)
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

My U - Tube Channel is :

Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

"He has as much comedic talent as the Straight man on a Linguaphone record "
Si vis pacem, para bellum Der Morgige Tag Ist Mein

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