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Post by Gmemg » Wed Aug 01, 2018 8:13 am

I receive many letters - not all written in crayon from a "Suburban" address in West London, one which arrived recently was from the Society and much to my astonishment it was a begging letter :

"As we are about to Celebrate the Centenery of The Society" * we propose to create a Gallery of portraits of the Most Important and Influential Members for posterity starting at his own suggestion with a portrait of The Leading dealer as he's celebrating £10 M turnover of sales so donations are requested to assist in this fine project ."

it is understood that further portraits are to be considered of the other conspiritors - suggestions for appropriate artists and Media are welcome

such as

Fraudulent frank & his Peado Priest father - by the "Marsch Court" School of Art ?

Frank Andrews - maybe a painting in the Cave Man style (as he really was that old)

Fat man Taylor - a Mural as it would be the only medium which might be able to cope with his size

Proudie - maybe just a representational artwork using a Marathon Soundbox

But for the "leading Dealer" Something more substantial would be required - a John Minton Perhaps ?

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But that looks more like "Suicidal "Steve TMF Admin

so perhaps a Francis bacon ? he painted "screaming Popes" So maybe a ....................Screaming Queen ?

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Post by Gmemg » Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:06 am

It has been suggested by a Society "wag" that i should create a "Gallery" of CLPGS Dire - ectors,"Senior" Members (What did he mean as they're ALL VERY VERY OLD ) and the rank & File of the : "

"mindless sheep who just pay their subs and shut the F*ck up"

as "the Leading dealer" Put it recently it seems

so any suggestions welcome
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Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

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Post by rgodridge » Sun Aug 05, 2018 2:09 pm

£10M turnover of sales?
um when was that? it definitely wasn't through his website!
Did he nick the Harry Lauder appeal fund money or something?

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Post by Gmemg » Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:29 pm

i suppose that's a matter between him and the Taxman ........................
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

My U - Tube Channel is : http://www.youtube.com/user/EMGColonel

Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
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Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

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