CLPGS Fund raising Album just released

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CLPGS Fund raising Album just released

Post by Gmemg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:45 pm

As is well known meny members of the "west Country" branch of the CLPGS are keen Folk singers, but it's not so well known that they have their own TV programme about Rural, dull, West - Country life , most of us who know and love the CLPGS ignore the odd "personal" traits some of the members have - Sniffing, Standing like a statue of Gladstone, odd facial hair, Wind, Coughing, Shouting obscenities and odd neck movements brought on by "the bends" so enjoy the programme every time it's shown

Here's the "best of Compilation"

Well, after the failure of the donated Black painted Fullodust gramophone to sell they decided to get together an album of favourite folk songs sun gin their own unique way to raise money for more bikkies and a few treats from the Patronised "ladies in the Kitchen" -hurry the "leading Collector"bought several copies to play on his new fangled" electric gramophone so there's only a few left

I should like to mention that "the leading dealer" is VERY keen on one track in particular - he is believed to use it as a "ringtone" (whatever that might be ) can you guess which ?

so here is

"Folkin' Country favourites"
Estott : "An Ancient Half - Mad Uncle "

My U - Tube Channel is :

Corruption in the CLPGS :
The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character .Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle.

Money. Greed. Naivety. Falsehoods. Exploitation. Welcome to the wonderful world of gramophones!

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