It's been a very creative time for me - with a new "Serial"
" "The Obsessive OCD Journal of a Balding TMF Admin Aged 53 3/4 "
and Updates to
"The Secret Diary of a Leading dealer" (Which seem to have hit the right notes ! )
I can now announce MORE new stories coming soon - well, as soon as i can write 'em
"THe Confessions of an English Ovaltine Drinker" an Autobiographical story which will be "the everyday story of Oxfordshire Nobility & Landed Gentry Folk with lashings of Hot Lezzas and Sedate Visits to the Local Squire
and a "school Story"
"Fourth Form at St Twits - Tales from the TMF School for Wayward Boys"
featuring stories from the 1920's school with :
"Dirty" Barry Bunter - Know - it - all Schoolboy by Day and proprietor of the local Gay Club "the Pink Banjo" by Night
"Roger The Swot" The annoying sort who always has his hand up to answer the question
""Snivelling" Alistair always sniffing about in science Classes
Master Sean - American Vulgarian & Music Student who hasn't learned much thus is "ignorant"
Pastor Stott - Guardian of the Above
Tiny Tim - A backward child with a Fat laughing wife (Are you sure - ED)
and the Masters
"Professor Plum " - Headmaster ,Pervert who Likes "hanging about with the Scrubbers who clean the school - his Rod always at the ready known as "plumbum" to the educated boys
"Mr Brandon " - Bug - eyed overseer of the "Remove"
"Mr Graham" Music & Engineering Master and due to investments in Marconi shares Driver of a smart and Very fast Car & even Faster Women !
Mr Maxwell - house Assistant Music Master who often "races" with the above !
Carole - The Nit Nurse - as she's got Nits ( frightfully Midlands & Working Class )
Revd Francis - Dean, Religious Instruction Master, Cannabis Cultivator & White Slaver !
Chunnysahib - "Mysterious Indian Prince & Fibre Needle experimenter
Kenny - The School House - Elf
and in the Town
"The Squire" Leader of the Local Gentry and "Fine Old English Gentleman" who Lives at "the Manor"
The Sinister Swarthy Faced Rabbi Millerofagin proprietor of the Lower Class "Academy" in the town for Pickpockets & Grammar School Tykes
Mr Hopefoot - Proudie - Auctioneer and "leading dealer" Proprietor of the Local Music Shoppe President of the Local Music Society wearer of Red Ties , who's shop's Apparently respectable facade conceals an illicit Humbug Factory
"Mr Dustbug - Andrews" - Orc & Librarian of the Towns Stalin Memorial Library and Secret Agent of the Tzar !
Gorgeous George - School Fag & Rent Boy
Dommo - Rent Boy from the Local Grammar school "St Tykes"
"Mike Crapo" a local Tinker & Storyteller
There is also a Local Girls school - St Dykes based in "Radcliffe Hall" but we don't hear much about them
Entirely Fictional Stories relating to Gramophone Collecting
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