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The "End" of this Board or "Shirtley Wets Himself"

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:48 am
by Gmemg
I lead a fairly relaxed life at the Ministry but some days can be rather more exiting than others especially when i receive multiple reports of utter stupidity from people watching the TMF

Such a Day was Wednesday - i was sitting with my feet on my Desk reading Mallarme (In yer Actual french) when my computer "lit up" with messages - i was immediately alerted !

was their a major crisis in Parliament ?

was the Minister on his way and i should look Busy ?

Was there a Fire ?

alas it was reports of EMG/ Expert Expert & Self appointed "Guru" Shirtley (wetting Himself and jumping up & down ) as he thought that this board had been "Shut Down" (Sigh)

he then alerted "Dirty" Barry (on his knees behind the bar at the Gay Pub awaiting orders from the "leading Dealer" in front of him ) and Orchoranusol who was doing nothing better than a bit of "Trumpet Polishing" , Ian/Jamie.Jamie/Ian who was discussing something with himself and they immediately piled onto the TMF to wildly alert all the other "gang" members, messaging each other time & again, generally behaving like a bunch of wet Hens !

Was this "happy event" True - Well following the messages i put down the Volume of Mallarme and turned the computer to this forum .........................which was here !

i then, when home , after a Bath & Dinner eventually switched on my Home computer and LO- the forum was still here !

so yet again more stupidity and a bunch of sad "old women" getting into a tizzie - it seems some people couldn't see the Forum , i don't know who or why but assume it has something to do with their Computers or connection but for me

I would ask Shirtley if he thinks it's wise for a Teenage boy to associate with a bunch of Camp Old men ? people might get the wrong idea and his school chums might think he's being "groomed" !


A Doctor Writes : "from the obvious symptoms Shirtley is suffering from "Attention deficit Disorder " meaning he craves attention for his seeming "importance" & "Wisdom " on everything - alas being a Teenager this is very common but can lead to him disappearing up his own Exhaust (or Dirty barry & The CLPGS Gang Most certainly will

The Only cure is, alas the most difficult - Shirtley needs a Girlfriend or indeed a Life or he could end up like ian/jamie !

Re: The "End" of this Board or "Shirtley Wets Himself"

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:07 pm
by donjohnson24
It may not be the end of this Board, but I have seen nothing posted here in any of the forums for weeks/months ?

Or is it just me ?

Re: The "End" of this Board or "Shirtley Wets Himself"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 12:33 pm
by rgodridge
I've actually emailed the colonel to ask if he's alright and got no reply which is worrying and unusual!

Re: The "End" of this Board or "Shirtley Wets Himself"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:24 pm
by donjohnson24
Yes, I did the same a couple of weeks ago - and the same nil response

Re: The "End" of this Board or "Shirtley Wets Himself"

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 6:03 pm
by rgodridge
Well here's hoping he's ok and that he hasn't been
got at
disappeared
etc

Re: The "End" of this Board or "Shirtley Wets Himself"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 7:42 am
by simo
anyone heard from the colonel? it has been a long time since he has posted anything.....maybe his friend the squire can shed some light on why he hasn't been active.i do hope he is well.simo

Re: The "End" of this Board or "Shirtley Wets Himself"

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 7:11 am
by simo
any news,does anybody know if the colonel is ok?